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Two Guys Pizzeria Online Ordering Menu

2250 W. Holcombe Blvd.
Houston, TX 77030
(713) 660-6262
11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
96% of 856 customers recommended
Curbside Pickup Available
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ONLINE DEALS
Online Deal #1 
Large specialty pizza and garlic or cheese bread.
$26.99+
Online Deal #2 - Large Specialty Pizza 
Large specialty pizza, small garden salad or greek salad, and garlic or garlic cheese bread.
$32.99+
Online Deal #5 - Any 2 Medium Specialty Pizzas 
$29.99+

LUNCH SPECIALS

*Available weekdays until 3:00 p.m.
Monster Slice of Cheese Pizza 
With small garden salad.
$8.95

APPETIZERS

Served with ranch sauce.
Buffalo Wings  
Mild hot red sauce and side of ranch.
$7.50+
Garlic Bread 
Served with marinara sauce.
$4.95
Garlic Bread with Cheese 
Served with marinara sauce.
$6.95
Fries 
$4.99

SALADS

We make our salads fresh everyday.
Garden Salad 
Romaine lettuce, red onions, bell peppers, sliced cucumber, olives, roma tomatoes, red cabbage and carrots.
$6.95+
Greek Salad 
Romaine lettuce served with feta cheese and fresh garden vegetables.
$7.95+
Caesar Salad 
Romaine lettuce tossed in our homemade Caesar dressing.
$6.95+
Mediterranean Salad  
Romaine lettuce, fresh garden vegetables, pecans, sun-dried tomatoes artichoke hearts and Gorgonzola cheese served with balsamic vinaigrette.
$9.95+
Grilled Chicken Salad 
Grilled chicken breast served on fresh-cut romaine lettuce and fresh garden vegetables.
$12.95+
Antipasto 
Genoa salami, pepperoni, provolone cheese, fresh mozzarella cheese, mortadella ham, turkey, romaine lettuce and fresh garden vegetables served with balsamic vinaigrette.
$12.95+

HOUSE SPECIAL PIZZA

We make our pizza with fresh dough every day and use only the freshest and finest ingredients. Gluten Free option is available!
Margherita 
Garden tomatoes, basil, garlic, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Greek 
Garden tomatoes, feta cheese, black olives, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
Four Cheese 
Ricotta cheese, Romano cheese, feta cheese, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
Hawaiian 
Pineapple, Canadian bacon, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce.
$16.95+
Two Guys Supreme  
Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, hamburger, sausage, onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
Meat Lovers  
Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, salami, sausage, hamburger, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
Midtown Special  
Hamburger, spicy sausage, bell peppers, red onions, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Italian Prosciutto 
Prosciutto, basil, garlic, Romano cheese, garden tomatoes, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
Pollo Italian 
Grilled chicken, tomatoes, garlic, black pepper, olive oil, feta cheese, spinach, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
Veggie Lovers 
Tomatoes, garlic, bell peppers, green & black olives, red onions, mushrooms, spinach, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Spinach Chicken Alfredo 
Grilled chicken, spinach, onions, Alfredo sauce, feta cheese, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
Venetian 
Pepperoni, ricotta cheese, spicy sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
Artichoke Vegetarian 
Artichoke hearts, red onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, garlic, spinach, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
Pesto Chicken Deluxe 
Grilled chicken, tomatoes, spinach, feta cheese, garlic, pesto sauce, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
J&J Special  
Pepperoni, feta cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
University Special 
Extra pepperoni and extra mozzarella.
$16.95+
The PortaBello 
Baby portabella mushrooms, mushrooms, parsley, basil, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Buffalo Chicken 
Buffalo sauce, grilled chicken, garlic, and mozzarella cheese.
$17.95+
Bianco 
Spinach, ricotta cheese, sun-dried tomatoes, Romano cheese, fresh garlic, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce.
$17.95+
Med Center Special 
Home-made meatballs, red onions, bell peppers, jalapenos, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce.
$17.95+

BUILD YOUR OWN PIZZA

We make our pizza with fresh dough every day and use only the freshest and finest ingredients. Gluten Free option is available!
Build Your Own - Deck Oven Cheese Pizza 
$13.95+
Build Your Own - Sicilian Thick Crust Cheese Pizza 
$19.95+
Build Your Own - Monster 30"  
Feeds 8 - 10 hungry pizza lovers.
$49.95+

GIANT PIZZA SLICE

Can you finish it? :)
Cheese Slice  
$5.50+
House Special Slice  
$7.99
Kid Sized Pizza Slice 
$2.99

CALZONES

With marinara sauce on the side.
The Pepperoni & Sausage Calzone  
Pepperoni, sausage and mozzarella cheese.
$12.95+
The Spinach Calzone 
Spinach, Roma tomatoes, olives, mushrooms, & mozzarella cheese.
$12.95+
The Stromboli  
Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, black olives, bell peppers, ground beef, and mozzarella cheese.
$13.95+
The Mediterranean Calzone 
Spinach, Roma tomatoes, feta cheese, garlic, black olives, and mozzarella cheese.
$14.95+
The Meatball Calzone 
Meatballs and mozzarella cheese.
$13.95+
Create Your Own Calzone 
Up to (3) toppings of your choice.
$11.95+

PIZZA ROLLS

Pepperoni & Sausage Rolls (2) 
$10.95
Garlic & Spinach Rolls (2) 
$10.95
Beef & Jalapeno Rolls (2) 
$10.95

PASTA

Served with garlic bread.
Home Style Lasagna 
Fresh pasta layered with meat and cheese served with garlic bread.
$11.99
Spaghetti with Home-made meatball or chicken 
Your choice of meatballs or chicken with zesty marinara sauce and served with our fresh garlic bread.
$11.99
Beef Ravioli 
$11.99

SUBS

All subs are served on French bread. Mustard and mayo added upon request.
Vegetarian Sub 
Red onion, green peppers, mushrooms, provolone cheese, olive dressing, cucumbers, romaine lettuce, and black olives.
$7.95+
Italian Sub 
Ham, salami, lettuce, tomatoes, and provolone cheese.
$7.95+
Turkey Sub 
Turkey, provolone cheese, and olive dressing.
$7.95+
Super Deli Sub 
Ham, salami, turkey, provolone cheese, romaine lettuce, and tomatoes.
$8.95+
Meatball Sub 
Italian meatballs with meat sauce, and mozzarella cheese.
$7.95+
Chicken Parmesan Sub 
Chicken, provolone cheese and marinara sauce.
$7.95+
Gyro 
Lamb & beef, onion, tomatoes and gyro sauce.
$7.95+

GYRO

Gyros are sandwiches made with thinly-sliced, seasoned lamb, beef or chicken, and placed in a pita or flatbread. Traditional gyros are topped with onions and tomatoes. Tzatziki, the white creamy sauce that is usually added to gyros, is made with strained yogurt, cucumbers, salt, pepper, garlic and dill.
Gyro 
With pita bread, tomatoes, onions, and gyro meat. Tzatziki sauce is on the side. Served with chips or a small house salad.
$7.95

HALAL
Buffalo Chicken Wings 
Your choice of breaded or traditional. Mild hot red sauce and side of ranch.
$7.50+
Traditional Garlic Bread (Halal) 
$4.99
Traditional Garlic Bread with Cheese (Halal) 
$6.99
Build Your Own - Deck Oven Cheese Pizza (Halal) 
$13.95+
Med Center Special (Halal) 
Home-made meatballs, red onions, bell peppers, jalapenos, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce.
$16.95+
Margherita (Halal) 
Garden tomatoes, basil, garlic, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Four Cheese (Halal) 
Ricotta cheese, Romano cheese, feta cheese, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Pollo Italian (Halal) 
Grilled chicken, tomatoes, garlic, black pepper, olive oil, feta cheese, spinach, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Veggie Lovers (Halal) 
Tomatoes, garlic, bell peppers, green & black olives, red onions, mushrooms, spinach, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Spinach Chicken Alfredo (Halal) 
Grilled chicken, spinach, onions, Alfredo sauce, feta cheese, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Artichoke Vegetarian (Halal) 
Artichoke hearts, red onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, garlic, spinach, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Pesto Chicken Deluxe (Halal) 
Grilled chicken, tomatoes, spinach, feta cheese, garlic, pesto sauce, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
The PortaBello (Halal) 
Baby portabella mushrooms, mushrooms, parsley, basil, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Buffalo Chicken (Halal) 
Buffalo sauce, grilled chicken, garlic, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Chicken Tikka Pizza (Halal) 
Chicken, bell peppers, onions, and jalapenos.
$16.95+
Chicken Alfredo (Halal) 
Grilled chicken, onions, Alfredo sauce, feta cheese, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Spinach Alfredo (Halal) 
Spinach, onions, Alfredo sauce, feta cheese, and mozzarella cheese.
$16.95+
Home Style Lasagna (Halal) 
Fresh pasta layered with meat and cheese served with garlic bread.
$11.99
Spaghetti (Halal) 
Your choice of meatballs or chicken with zesty marinara sauce and served with our fresh garlic bread.
$11.99
Chicken Parmesan (Halal) 
$7.95
Meatball Sub (Halal) 
Italian meatballs with meat sauce, and mozzarella cheese.
$8.95

DESSERTS

Yummy!! :)
Chocolate Cake 
$4.49
Fresh-Baked Chocolate-Chip Cookie 
Soft bakery style chocolate chip cookie.
$0.99
Italian Cannoli 
Home-made cannoli.
$2.99
New York Cheesecake  
Best New York cheesecake ever!
$3.69
Strawberry Cheesecake  
Best strawberry cheesecake ever!
$3.69
Chocolate Cheesecake  
Best chocolate cheesecake ever!
$3.69
Italian Cream Cake  
$4.49
Carrot Cake  
$4.49

BEVERAGES
Can Soda 
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-UP, Sierra Mist, Big Red, Root Beer.
$0.99
Bottled Soda 
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-UP, Sierra Mist, Big Red, Root Beer.
$1.89
Pure Leaf Tea 
Pure Leaf Unsweetened Black Tea, Pure Leaf Peach Tea, Pure Leaf Sweet Tea.
$2.49
2-Liter Soda 
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-UP, Sierra Mist, Big Red, Root Beer.
$3.50
Monster 
$2.99
Red Bull 
$3.39
Water Bottle  
$1.69

PARTY SALADS

Serves 6-8.
Garden Salad 
Romaine lettuce, red onions, bell peppers, sliced cucumbers, olives, Roma tomatoes, red cabbage and carrots.
$39.95
Greek Salad 
Romaine lettuce, feta cheese and fresh garden vegetables.
$49.95
Caesar Salad 
Romaine lettuce tossed in our homemade Caesar dressing.
$49.95
Mediterranean Salad 
Romaine lettuce, fresh garden vegetables, pecans, sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, Gorgonzola cheese and balsamic vinaigrette.
$59.95
Antipasto Salad 
Salami, pepperoni, provolone cheese, ham, turkey, Romaine lettuce and fresh garden vegetables.
$59.95

PARTY SUBS TRAY

Serves 6-8. Serving size is based on two halves per person.
Chicken Parmesan 
$79.95
Italian Sub 
$79.95
Vegetable Sub 
$79.95
Turkey Sub 
$79.95

PARTY PASTA TRAYS

Served with garlic bread. Serves 6-8.
Spaghetti with Chicken 
$44.95
Spaghetti with Meatball 
$44.95
Lasagna with Beef 
$59.95
Ravioli with Beef 
$49.95
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