Two Guys Pizzeria Online Ordering Menu

2250 W. Holcombe Blvd.
Houston, TX 77030

(713) 660-6262

11:00 AM - 10:00 PM

96% of 940 customers recommended

Curbside Pickup Available

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FEBRUARY BIG GAME 🏈 + HEART-SHAPED SPECIALS ❤

Big Game Special

1 large cheese or pepperoni pizza, 6 traditional wings, and garlic cheese bread.

$25.00

Heart-Shaped 16" Large Deep Dish Pepperoni Pizza

$24.99+

Heart-Shaped 16" Deep Dish Pepperoni Pizza, Garlic Cheesebread

Served with boneless or regular wings and choice of wing sauce.

$29.99+

ONLINE DEALS

Online Deal #1

Large specialty pizza and garlic or cheese bread.

$29.99+

Online Deal #2 - Large Specialty Pizza

Large specialty pizza, small garden salad or greek salad, and garlic or garlic cheese bread.

$34.99+

Online Deal #3 - Any 2 Medium Specialty Pizzas

$32.99+

Online Deal #4 - Large Specialty Pizza, 6 Wings & 2-Liter

$32.99+

LUNCH SPECIALS

*Available weekdays until 3:00 p.m.

Monster Slice of Cheese Pizza

With small garden salad.

$9.95

APPETIZERS

Served with ranch sauce.

Buffalo Wings

Mild hot red sauce and side of ranch.

$7.99+

Garlic Bread

Served with marinara sauce.

$5.99

Garlic Bread with Cheese

Served with marinara sauce.

$6.99

BUFFALO WINGS

Traditional. We have 12 different flavors with 6 dipping sauces.

Wings

11 different flavors and 6 sauces!

$7.99+

SALADS

We make our salads fresh everyday.

Garden Salad

Romaine lettuce, red onions, bell peppers, sliced cucumber, olives, roma tomatoes, red cabbage and carrots.

$9.95

Greek Salad

Romaine lettuce served with feta cheese and fresh garden vegetables.

$10.95

Caesar Salad

Romaine lettuce tossed in our homemade Caesar dressing.

$10.95

Mediterranean Salad

Romaine lettuce, fresh garden vegetables, pecans, sun-dried tomatoes artichoke hearts and Gorgonzola cheese served with balsamic vinaigrette.

$14.95

Grilled Chicken Salad

Grilled chicken breast served on fresh-cut romaine lettuce and fresh garden vegetables.

$14.95

Antipasto

Genoa salami, pepperoni, provolone cheese, fresh mozzarella cheese, mortadella ham, turkey, romaine lettuce and fresh garden vegetables served with balsamic vinaigrette.

$15.95

HOUSE SPECIAL PIZZA

We make our pizza with fresh dough every day and use only the freshest and finest ingredients. Gluten Free option is available!

Hawaiian

Pineapple, Canadian bacon, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce.

$18.95+

Two Guys Supreme

Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, hamburger, sausage, onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

Meat Lovers

Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, salami, sausage, hamburger, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

Venetian

Pepperoni, ricotta cheese, spicy sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

J&J Special

Pepperoni, feta cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

University Special

Extra pepperoni and extra mozzarella.

$18.95+

Bianco

Spinach, ricotta cheese, sun-dried tomatoes, Romano cheese, fresh garlic, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce.

$18.95+

Margherita

Garden tomatoes, basil, garlic, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

Greek

Garden tomatoes, feta cheese, black olives, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

Four Cheese

Ricotta cheese, Romano cheese, feta cheese, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

Pollo Italian

Grilled chicken, tomatoes, garlic, black pepper, olive oil, feta cheese, spinach, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

Veggie Lovers

Tomatoes, garlic, bell peppers, green & black olives, red onions, mushrooms, spinach, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

Chicken Alfredo

Grilled chicken, spinach, onions, alfredo sauce, feta cheese, mozzarella cheese.

$16.95+

Artichoke Vegetarian

Artichoke hearts, red onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, garlic, spinach, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

Pesto Chicken Deluxe

Grilled chicken, tomatoes, spinach, feta cheese, garlic, pesto sauce, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

Buffalo Chicken

Buffalo sauce, grilled chicken, garlic, and mozzarella cheese.

$18.95+

Med Center Special

Home-made meatballs, red onions, bell peppers, jalapenos, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce.

$18.95+

BUILD YOUR OWN PIZZA

We make our pizza with fresh dough every day and use only the freshest and finest ingredients. Gluten Free option is available!

Build Your Own - Deck Oven Cheese Pizza

$14.95+

Build Your Own - Sicilian Thick Crust Cheese Pizza

$19.95+

Build Your Own - Monster 30"

Feeds 10-12 hungry pizza lovers.

$54.99+

House Special Pizza

$29.99

GIANT PIZZA SLICE

Can you finish it? :)

CALZONES

With marinara sauce on the side.

The Pepperoni & Sausage Calzone

Pepperoni, sausage and mozzarella cheese.

$15.95+

The Stromboli

Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, black olives, bell peppers, ground beef, and mozzarella cheese.

$16.95+

The Spinach Calzone

Spinach, Roma tomatoes, olives, mushrooms, & mozzarella cheese.

$15.95+

The Meatball Calzone

Meatballs and mozzarella cheese.

$16.95+

Create Your Own Calzone

Up to (3) toppings of your choice.

$16.95+

PIZZA ROLLS

Pepperoni & Sausage Rolls (2)

$14.99

Garlic & Spinach Rolls (2)

$14.99

Beef & Jalapeno Rolls (2)

$14.99

PASTA

Served with garlic bread.

Home Style Lasagna

Fresh pasta layered with meat and cheese served with garlic bread.

$15.99

Spaghetti with Home-made Meatball or Chicken

Your choice of meatballs or chicken with zesty marinara sauce and served with our fresh garlic bread.

$15.99

Chicken Alfredo

$16.99

SUBS

All subs are served on French bread. Mustard and mayo added upon request.

Italian Sub

Ham, salami, lettuce, tomatoes, and provolone cheese.

$8.95+

Turkey Sub

Turkey, provolone cheese, and olive dressing.

$8.95+

Gyro

Lamb & beef, onion, tomatoes and gyro sauce.

$8.95+

Meatball Sub

Italian meatballs with meat sauce, and mozzarella cheese.

$8.95+

Vegetarian Sub

Red onion, green peppers, mushrooms, provolone cheese, olive dressing, cucumbers, romaine lettuce, and black olives.

$7.95+

GYRO

Gyros are sandwiches made with thinly-sliced, seasoned lamb, beef or chicken, and placed in a pita or flatbread. Traditional gyros are topped with onions and tomatoes. Tzatziki, the white creamy sauce that is usually added to gyros, is made with strained yogurt, cucumbers, salt, pepper, garlic and dill.

Gyro

With pita bread, tomatoes, onions, and gyro meat. Tzatziki sauce is on the side. Served with chips or a small house salad.

$7.95

DESSERTS

Best New York cheesecake ever!

$4.99

Strawberry Cheesecake

Best strawberry cheesecake ever!

$4.99

Chocolate Cheesecake

Best chocolate cheesecake ever!

BEVERAGES

Can Soda

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-UP, Sierra Mist, Big Red, Root Beer.

$1.50

Bottled Soda

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-UP, Sierra Mist, Big Red, Root Beer.

$2.25

2-Liter Soda

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-UP, Sierra Mist, Big Red, Root Beer.

$4.99

PARTY SALADS

Serves 6-8.

Garden Salad

Romaine lettuce, red onions, bell peppers, sliced cucumbers, olives, Roma tomatoes, red cabbage and carrots.

$59.95

Greek Salad

Romaine lettuce, feta cheese and fresh garden vegetables.

$69.95

Caesar Salad

Romaine lettuce tossed in our homemade Caesar dressing.

$69.95

Mediterranean Salad

Romaine lettuce, fresh garden vegetables, pecans, sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, Gorgonzola cheese and balsamic vinaigrette.

$79.95

Antipasto Salad

Salami, pepperoni, provolone cheese, ham, turkey, Romaine lettuce and fresh garden vegetables.

$79.95

PARTY PASTA TRAYS

Served with garlic bread. Serves 6-8.

Spaghetti with Chicken

$69.99

Spaghetti with Meatball

PARTY WINGS TRAY

Served with ranch sauce.

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