Two Guys Pizzeria Online Ordering Menu

2250 W. Holcombe Blvd.
Houston, TX 77030

(713) 660-6262

11:00 AM - 10:00 PM

96% of 896 customers recommended

Curbside Pickup Available

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ONLINE DEALS

Online Deal #1

Large specialty pizza and garlic or cheese bread.

$29.99+

Online Deal #2 - Large Specialty Pizza

Large specialty pizza, small garden salad or greek salad, and garlic or garlic cheese bread.

$34.99+

Online Deal #3 - Any 2 Medium Specialty Pizzas

$32.99+

Online Deal #4 - Large Specialty Pizza, 6 Wings & 2-Liter

$32.99+

LUNCH SPECIALS

*Available weekdays until 3:00 p.m.

Monster Slice of Cheese Pizza

With small garden salad.

$9.95

APPETIZERS

Served with ranch sauce.

Buffalo Wings

Mild hot red sauce and side of ranch.

$7.99+

Garlic Bread

Served with marinara sauce.

$5.95

Garlic Bread with Cheese

Served with marinara sauce.

$6.95

SALADS

We make our salads fresh everyday.

Garden Salad

Romaine lettuce, red onions, bell peppers, sliced cucumber, olives, roma tomatoes, red cabbage and carrots.

$14.95+

Greek Salad

Romaine lettuce served with feta cheese and fresh garden vegetables.

$7.95+

Caesar Salad

Romaine lettuce tossed in our homemade Caesar dressing.

$6.95+

Mediterranean Salad

Romaine lettuce, fresh garden vegetables, pecans, sun-dried tomatoes artichoke hearts and Gorgonzola cheese served with balsamic vinaigrette.

$9.95+

Grilled Chicken Salad

Grilled chicken breast served on fresh-cut romaine lettuce and fresh garden vegetables.

$12.95+

Antipasto

Genoa salami, pepperoni, provolone cheese, fresh mozzarella cheese, mortadella ham, turkey, romaine lettuce and fresh garden vegetables served with balsamic vinaigrette.

$12.95+

HOUSE SPECIAL PIZZA

We make our pizza with fresh dough every day and use only the freshest and finest ingredients. Gluten Free option is available!

Margherita

Garden tomatoes, basil, garlic, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Greek

Garden tomatoes, feta cheese, black olives, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Four Cheese

Ricotta cheese, Romano cheese, feta cheese, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Hawaiian

Pineapple, Canadian bacon, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce.

$16.95+

Two Guys Supreme

Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, hamburger, sausage, onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Meat Lovers

Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, salami, sausage, hamburger, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Midtown Special

Hamburger, spicy sausage, bell peppers, red onions, and mozzarella cheese.

$16.95+

Italian Prosciutto

Prosciutto, basil, garlic, Romano cheese, garden tomatoes, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Pollo Italian

Grilled chicken, tomatoes, garlic, black pepper, olive oil, feta cheese, spinach, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Veggie Lovers

Tomatoes, garlic, bell peppers, green & black olives, red onions, mushrooms, spinach, and mozzarella cheese.

$16.95+

Spinach Chicken Alfredo

Grilled chicken, spinach, onions, Alfredo sauce, feta cheese, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Venetian

Pepperoni, ricotta cheese, spicy sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Artichoke Vegetarian

Artichoke hearts, red onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, garlic, spinach, olive oil, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Pesto Chicken Deluxe

Grilled chicken, tomatoes, spinach, feta cheese, garlic, pesto sauce, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

J&J Special

Pepperoni, feta cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes, and mozzarella cheese.

$16.95+

University Special

Extra pepperoni and extra mozzarella.

$16.95+

The PortaBello

Baby portabella mushrooms, mushrooms, parsley, basil, and mozzarella cheese.

$16.95+

Buffalo Chicken

Buffalo sauce, grilled chicken, garlic, and mozzarella cheese.

$17.95+

Bianco

Spinach, ricotta cheese, sun-dried tomatoes, Romano cheese, fresh garlic, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce.

$17.95+

Med Center Special

Home-made meatballs, red onions, bell peppers, jalapenos, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce.

$17.95+

BUILD YOUR OWN PIZZA

We make our pizza with fresh dough every day and use only the freshest and finest ingredients. Gluten Free option is available!

Build Your Own - Deck Oven Cheese Pizza

$14.95+

Build Your Own - Sicilian Thick Crust Cheese Pizza

$19.95+

Build Your Own - Monster 30"

Feeds 10-12 hungry pizza lovers.

$54.99+

GIANT PIZZA SLICE

Can you finish it? :)

CALZONES

With marinara sauce on the side.

The Pepperoni & Sausage Calzone

Pepperoni, sausage and mozzarella cheese.

$14.99+

The Spinach Calzone

Spinach, Roma tomatoes, olives, mushrooms, & mozzarella cheese.

$15.99+

The Stromboli

Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, black olives, bell peppers, ground beef, and mozzarella cheese.

$14.99+

The Mediterranean Calzone

Spinach, Roma tomatoes, feta cheese, garlic, black olives, and mozzarella cheese.

$15.99+

The Meatball Calzone

Meatballs and mozzarella cheese.

$14.99+

Create Your Own Calzone

Up to (3) toppings of your choice.

$14.99+

PIZZA ROLLS

Pepperoni & Sausage Rolls (2)

$12.95

Garlic & Spinach Rolls (2)

$12.95

Beef & Jalapeno Rolls (2)

$12.95

PASTA

Served with garlic bread.

Home Style Lasagna

Fresh pasta layered with meat and cheese served with garlic bread.

$14.99

Spaghetti with Home-made meatball or chicken

Your choice of meatballs or chicken with zesty marinara sauce and served with our fresh garlic bread.

$14.99

Beef Ravioli

$14.99

SUBS

All subs are served on French bread. Mustard and mayo added upon request.

Vegetarian Sub

Red onion, green peppers, mushrooms, provolone cheese, olive dressing, cucumbers, romaine lettuce, and black olives.

$7.95+

Italian Sub

Ham, salami, lettuce, tomatoes, and provolone cheese.

$7.95+

Turkey Sub

Turkey, provolone cheese, and olive dressing.

$7.95+

Super Deli Sub

Ham, salami, turkey, provolone cheese, romaine lettuce, and tomatoes.

$8.95+

Meatball Sub

Italian meatballs with meat sauce, and mozzarella cheese.

$7.95+

Chicken Parmesan Sub

Chicken, provolone cheese and marinara sauce.

$7.95+

Gyro

Lamb & beef, onion, tomatoes and gyro sauce.

$7.95+

GYRO

Gyros are sandwiches made with thinly-sliced, seasoned lamb, beef or chicken, and placed in a pita or flatbread. Traditional gyros are topped with onions and tomatoes. Tzatziki, the white creamy sauce that is usually added to gyros, is made with strained yogurt, cucumbers, salt, pepper, garlic and dill.

Gyro

With pita bread, tomatoes, onions, and gyro meat. Tzatziki sauce is on the side. Served with chips or a small house salad.

$7.95

DESSERTS

Yummy!! :)

Chocolate Cake

$4.49

Fresh-Baked Chocolate-Chip Cookie

Soft bakery style chocolate chip cookie.

Best New York cheesecake ever!

$4.99

Strawberry Cheesecake

Best strawberry cheesecake ever!

$4.99

Chocolate Cheesecake

Best chocolate cheesecake ever!

BEVERAGES

Can Soda

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-UP, Sierra Mist, Big Red, Root Beer.

$1.25

Bottled Soda

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-UP, Sierra Mist, Big Red, Root Beer.

$1.89

Pure Leaf Tea

Pure Leaf Unsweetened Black Tea, Pure Leaf Peach Tea, Pure Leaf Sweet Tea.

$2.99

2-Liter Soda

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-UP, Sierra Mist, Big Red, Root Beer.

$3.99

Water Bottle

$1.69

PARTY SALADS

Serves 6-8.

Garden Salad

Romaine lettuce, red onions, bell peppers, sliced cucumbers, olives, Roma tomatoes, red cabbage and carrots.

$54.99

Greek Salad

Romaine lettuce, feta cheese and fresh garden vegetables.

$59.99

Caesar Salad

Romaine lettuce tossed in our homemade Caesar dressing.

$54.95

Mediterranean Salad

Romaine lettuce, fresh garden vegetables, pecans, sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, Gorgonzola cheese and balsamic vinaigrette.

$69.95

Antipasto Salad

Salami, pepperoni, provolone cheese, ham, turkey, Romaine lettuce and fresh garden vegetables.

$69.95

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